Happy November

First off, I'd like to thank all the SUV drivers of the world for making today the warmest November 1st I can remember. Quitting my job wasn't such a good idea in retrospect, seeing as how I've been bled dry by rent, utilities, and traffic tickets (oh thank you GI Bill, without you nothing is possible).

Bleed her dry, she says, while holding the knife. I knew that raise had strings attached.