Update

I didn't go to Harvard (thanks, Madoff). I quit my shitty job. I moved to Quincy. I'm a budding writer (hahaha). 

The Patriots missed the playoffs behind Matt Cassel, who they ended up trading - along with legendary OLB Mike Vrabel - for a SECOND ROUND PICK in the upcoming draft.  I know, I know, In Bill We Trust and all that, but this smacks of a cheap sell-off in a draft that might be the worst athletic showcase in over a decade. 

Boston College is having a good year in hoops, terrible in hockey, and fired Coach Jags.

I gave up my season tickets, was slightly pissed about missing the sleep-inducing 17-0 win over Notre Dame, but it was worth it.  I used my savings to get piss drunk and watch better football.  I'm the worst alumnus in Boston College history